My grandmother is over eighty and still doesn’t need glasses. Drinks right out of the bottle. ~Henny Youngman
How come if alcohol kills millions of brain cells, it never killed the ones that made me want to drink? ~Author Unknown
Take life with a grain of salt, a slice of lime, and a shot of tequila. ~Author Unknown
They speak of my drinking, but never think of my thirst. ~Scottish Proverb
Bacchus has drowned more men than Neptune. ~Giuseppe Garibaldi
Drunkenness is nothing but voluntary madness. ~Seneca
Be wary of strong drink. It can make you shoot at tax collectors… and miss. ~Robert Heinlein
Why don’t you slip out of those wet clothes and into a dry Martini? ~Robert Benchley
Never cry over spilt milk. It could’ve been whiskey. ~”Pappy” Maverick, in Maverick
Wine gives a man nothing… it only puts in motion what had been locked up in frost. ~Samuel Johnson
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